Across five states, the same effort cleared more than $30 million for over 26,000 people.

The donation that did it was $200,000.

Good news for 26,000 people, and I am not going to pretend otherwise.

One caveat, since it is my own hook and it should meet the same standard as everything else here. The $200,000 comes from local news coverage, several outlets carrying what reads like the same source material. No release from the foundation or the charity turned up. Take that figure as reported rather than proven. The ones below it are audited.

Undue Medical Debt, the outfit that buys this paper, files audited financial statements. In one recent year they spent $15,453,205 and wiped out $3,337,752,724 in face value. 216 dollars of debt for every dollar spent. Half a cent, with an auditor’s name on it.

A medical bill opens at the sticker price. Hospitals keep a master price list, and if you have insurance you never pay those numbers, because your insurer negotiated them down years ago. If you do not, the sticker price is your price. Highest number in the building, handed to whoever has the least protection.

Then you cannot pay, because most people cannot. It moves to collections. When collections stalls, it goes to court.

One hospital system in Colorado filed 24,843 lawsuits against patients over five years, seeking about $76.6 million, according to a study out of George Washington University and Stanford.

The hospital’s name was not on most of the filings. They went out through two collection companies working on its behalf.

CollectionCenter Inc. and Credit Service Company. Somebody chose those names. They are built to sound like a filing cabinet, like weather, like nothing at all, while the hospital with its name on the building and on your wristband never appears on the docket.

Only after all of that fails does the paper get sold. Aged, picked over, dropped into a pool of thousands of accounts nobody can tell apart. Half a cent is what comes out the other end.

The lawsuit happens while the number still has a number attached to it. They are trying to reach you on the way down.

That $200,000 gift worked because the debt had already collapsed. The write-down was coming either way. The only thing still undecided was whether the patient spent five years getting sued first.

Nonprofit hospitals get a tax exemption. In exchange, Section 501(r) requires each of them to write a financial assistance policy, publicize it, post it online, and hand you a paper copy if you ask. It caps what they can charge you. If you qualify, a hospital may not bill you more than it generally bills insured patients.

Before it sues you, garnishes your wages, or reports you, a nonprofit hospital is supposed to make a reasonable effort to find out whether you qualified for help.

Reasonable effort. That phrase has been sitting in the tax code since 2010, and I would love to know what it has cost anybody.

In those sixteen years the public record shows one confirmed case of a hospital losing its exemption over 501(r), through an adverse determination letter in 2017. A law firm reported a second, unnamed case in 2024. The IRS reviews every tax-exempt hospital at least once every three years. What comes out the other side is harder to find.

My first instinct is that nobody there cares, and that is not fair and I know it. Those reviews run off Form 990s and hospital websites. Whether a particular hospital checked a particular patient’s eligibility before filing against them is not the sort of thing that shows up in a filing.

Somebody pays for that exemption, too. A tax exemption is a bill everybody else covers, which makes that financial assistance policy something you have already bought. You are a customer of it whether or not you have ever been a patient in the building.

In January 2025 the CFPB finalized a rule pulling medical debt off credit reports entirely. On July 11, 2025, a federal judge in Texas vacated it by consent, after the CFPB under new leadership joined the industry groups asking for it thrown out. The agency sued alongside the people suing the agency. That October it said federal law preempts state medical debt laws as well.

Medical debt is not off your credit report. The rule that would have done it is dead. What survived is older and much narrower: the three credit bureaus agreed on their own in 2023 to drop paid medical collections and unpaid ones under $500. Plenty of consumer finance sites still describe the vacated rule as though it took effect. If you have been assuming your medical debt cannot reach your credit file, check before you rely on it.

One question, in writing, to the hospital’s billing office:

Was I screened for financial assistance before this went to collections?

Keep the reply. If they went to court without checking, they skipped the step the tax code told them to take, and you have that on paper. Ask for the financial assistance policy and the plain-language summary in the same message, because they have to give you both. If you qualify, tell them you are invoking the cap on what they can bill you.

Do not call and offer them half a cent. That price exists only because the buyer takes thousands of accounts blind and cannot tell which ones will ever pay. Offer it one patient at a time and everybody takes it, including people who could have paid in full. The discount survives only as long as you cannot ask for it.

Maine’s LD 2129 took effect this week and bars liens on your home and wage garnishment over medical debt. California, Colorado, Minnesota, Oregon, Washington, New Jersey, and Maryland have all passed something in the past three years. Check yours.

A charity cancelling your debt arrives as a gift. A hospital or collector forgiving $600 or more directly will generally issue a 1099-C, which the IRS may treat as income unless an exclusion such as insolvency applies.

Twenty-six thousand people got a letter this month saying they were free, and it cost somebody two hundred grand. The debt was never worth what they were being sued for, and everyone holding that paper knew it the whole time.

Your bill has two prices on it. You have only ever been shown the big one.

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Here is the symptom a lot of people are living right now. The pandemic payment pause is over and default is climbing fast. About 7.7 million federal borrowers were in default as of March, roughly $180 billion owed (NY Fed, federal student loan defaults return, May 2026). The collection machine that rides along with default, the one that seizes your tax refund, garnishes your wages, and docks your Social Security, is switched off for the moment. The Education Department paused involuntary collections back in January while it reworks the rules (studentaid.gov, collections). Paused, not gone. It can be flipped back on once that review wraps.

So let me walk the machine, because the machine is the whole story.

The receipt

A servicer manages your loan and tells you which repayment option to pick. Two of the big ones sit at opposite ends. Income-driven repayment (you pay a slice of what you actually earn, and after 20 to 25 years the rest is forgiven) shrinks the balance over time. Forbearance (you stop paying for a while) lets the interest pile up, so the balance grows and never forgives.

The servicer got paid the same monthly fee either way. But forbearance was less work. So they steered borrowers toward the option that grew the debt. The Navient settlement put a price on it: $1.85 billion across 39 states, with the attorneys general alleging that hundreds of thousands of borrowers were pushed into long-term forbearance instead of the plans that would have helped them (CA Attorney General, multistate Navient settlement, Jan 2022). People did the responsible thing, called and asked, and got routed into the version that quietly made it worse.

The mechanism

This is the part where the help breeds the harm. You reach out. The help you are offered is the thing that inflates the number. A $10,000 loan drifts to $12,000, then $15,000, while you believe you are handling it.

Here is why that steering was close to permanent. Student debt is the hardest consumer debt in the country to erase. Credit card debt clears in bankruptcy, and so do medical bills and a car loan. Student loans only clear if you file a separate lawsuit and prove “undue hardship,” a bar set so high that between 2011 and 2024 fewer than 7,300 of more than 3 million student-loan bankruptcy filers even tried it. Most of the few who do try win. Almost nobody tries.

On top of that sit collection powers no private lender has. The government can garnish up to 15 percent of your wages with no court order (20 U.S.C. 1095a), take your entire tax refund including the Earned Income and Child Tax Credits, and cut into Social Security down to a floor of about $750 a month that has never been indexed to inflation and now sits below the poverty line (CFPB issue spotlight, Social Security offsets). Those Social Security offsets are suspended right now along with the rest of the collections, but the tool is written into the law and waiting. And the reach kept widening for years before the pause: the count of Social Security recipients getting checks docked for student debt went from about 6,200 in 2001 to 192,300 by 2019.

Where both parties sit

This one touches policy design, so both sides get their receipts. The privatization of Sallie Mae started under Clinton and finished under Bush. The CFPB was built to police servicers, then never funded to actually do it, and the Justice Department declined to join the CFPB’s case against Navient under both Obama and Trump. Biden’s broad forgiveness got struck down 6 to 3 in Biden v. Nebraska . And the income-driven plans millions were counting on, including SAVE, are being phased out under the One Big Beautiful Bill Act: eliminated for new loans after July 2026, with current borrowers pushed onto a replacement by 2028.

The profit model held across all of it. When Sallie Mae restructured in 2014, it split the legacy servicing operation into Navient and kept the newer lending business separate. Navient still ended up facing the settlements, so the split did not make anyone untouchable, but it kept the pieces sorted while the fight dragged on. Accountability, when it came, came late. The CFPB ordered $120 million and barred Navient from federal servicing in 2024 (CFPB, Navient federal servicing ban, Sept 2024), long after the borrowers were already boxed in.

The move

Use the pause. Do not wait for the collection machine to switch back on. And do not call and take the first thing offered, either. Ask, by name, for an income-driven repayment plan while it still exists, and get the confirmation in writing. If you are already in default, ask about loan rehabilitation or consolidation, the two paths that pull you out of default before garnishment resumes. Pull up your actual plan at studentaid.gov so you know what you are on instead of trusting a phone rep to tell you. And if you were a Navient borrower who got pushed into forbearance, look into whether you are owed money from that 2024 order.

You were told the responsible thing to do, and then the responsible thing was wired to grow. That gap was designed in, and you did not build it.

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There are eleven excepted-purchase categories. A short walk through the ones doing the heavy lifting:

Build it instead of buying it. Newly constructed homes and build-to-rent programs are excepted (a(2)(A), (B)). The law tells institutional capital to stop buying existing houses off the market and start building the rentals. Within days, the trade press ran “New Housing Law To Send Institutional Investors Flocking To Build-To-Rent“ (Bisnow).

Mobile home parks are not covered. The definition caps a “single-family home” at two units and excludes manufactured housing outright (a(5)). Private equity buying up mobile home parks, which is happening right now in Wisconsin and across the Sun Belt, sits entirely outside this ban.

Rent-to-own gets a federal safe harbor. Purchases under a “homeownership program” that charges rent, reports to credit bureaus, and offers “price concessions” are excepted (a(2)(D), (E)). The “slow flip” rent-to-own operators that consumer reporters keep exposing now have statutory cover.

Renovate-to-rent needs only 15 percent. Spend 15 percent of purchase price on rehab and a banned acquisition becomes an excepted one (a(2)(C)). On a $250,000 house that is $37,500.

The two-year buying window. For two years after the effective date, buying homes from any non-covered investor is excepted (a(2)(I)). That is a scramble to sweep up small-LLC inventory before it counts, not a cooling-off.

Treasury cannot close any of these. The rulemaking clause forbids the department from touching the definitions, the exceptions, or the 350 number (b(4)(B)). The holes are frozen into the statute.

This is the Cobra Effect, except nothing here is unintended. The classic version is a government pays a bounty on cobras, people breed cobras to collect it, and the policy produces more of exactly what it set out to kill. The twist is usually that nobody saw it coming. Here everybody could. The exceptions are not a loophole someone will discover in a courtroom three years from now. They are printed in the definitions, on the same pages as the ban, under a title that says homes are for people and not corporations. And the ban is not even permanent. Subsection (f) sets a 180-day delayed start and then repeals the whole prohibition 15 years later, so the wall everyone is cheering has a two-year buying window bolted to the front and a self-destruct timer on the back. When the build-to-rent subdivisions and the mobile-home-park rollups are still compounding in 2030 and someone asks how the corporate home-buying ban failed, the answer will be that it was legible the week it passed.

When someone forwards you the good news that Wall Street got banned from buying houses, you are the person who can send back the number. 350 homes, and the ones they keep buying do not count toward it. That is the whole trick in nine words. Hold it before the celebration starts.

Here is what I have learned to feel when a housing bill passes with a bow on it and both sides taking a victory lap. When the left claims it and the right claims it and everybody claims it, each caucus got its bite, and what is lying on the shoulder afterward is the part that was supposed to help actual people. They wrote “homes are for people, not corporations” across the top, cut the corporations eleven doors underneath, and set the whole thing to expire in fifteen years. Bipartisan. Everybody got what they wanted. None of it was you.

Source: Enrolled H.R. 6644, Title X, Section 1001, subsections (a)(2), (a)(3), (a)(5), (b)(4), and (f). Wisconsin manufactured-housing acquisitions documented by Wisconsin Watch and Wisconsin Public Radio and the Private Equity Stakeholder Project tracker.

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I went down the rabbit hole and here is what I found. The $1,900 clip does not hold up. No itemized bill on screen, no hospital named, no date, nothing anyone has traced back to a real charge. So the honest move is to set the $1,900 aside and go find one that is real.

In 2016 a dad in Spanish Fork, Utah, posted his wife’s itemized bill after a C-section at Utah Valley Hospital. $13,280.49, and buried in it, a line reading “skin to skin after C-sec,” $39.35. He wasn’t even angry. He thought it was funny and started a joke fundraiser to cover the forty bucks. The kid had been alive about eight hours and already owed a cover charge to be held by his own mother. We spent a couple generations making everybody soft, and the pendulum apparently swung so far the other way it started billing newborns for a hug.

A widely shared post explained it, and the hospital backed the explanation up. During a C-section the mother is flat on a narrow table, arms out for IV lines, medicated. If you want the baby on her chest safely, someone has to be there to hold that baby and watch her. That someone is an extra nurse. The charge, the hospital said, was for the caregiver, not for the holding. Fair enough. Nurses are the biggest line in any hospital budget, and their time is worth paying for.

So why does the whole thing still seem like a hustle? Because a good reason for the nurse does not make the bill honest. The dishonest half is the part nobody films.

I have read enough of these bills to tell you a birth is never one bill. It’s three, showing up on their own schedules from their own networks. The hospital charges a facility fee off its chargemaster, a master price list the hospital sets and negotiates differently with every insurer, with almost no fixed link to what anything costs. Your obstetrician sends a separate professional fee. Then the anesthesiologist, the one person you did not pick and could not have picked while you were in labor, turns up on a third bill, often from outside your network entirely.

A study in JAMA Health Forum tracked more than 95,000 privately insured families who delivered at in-network hospitals in 2019. Nearly one in five still got a surprise out-of-network bill, about $744 at the middle, and the single most common trigger was anesthesia. You booked in-network, and the hospital sent in an out-of-network provider at the exact moment you were in no shape to ask questions.

Itemized billing was sold to you as transparency, a way to see what you paid for. Instead it became a menu the hospital orders from, one line at a time, and “skin to skin” is just the line that photographs well. The in-network and out-of-network split was sold as cost control. It became the trapdoor. And the surprise bill isn’t some error the hospital is embarrassed about, because hospitals run entire revenue-cycle departments built around exactly these charges, which is not something you staff up for a mistake.

The No Surprises Act that banned most of these childbirth surprise bills passed Congress with both parties voting yes, and took effect in January 2022 under a rule the Biden administration wrote. It helped. It also left gaps, providers it didn’t cover, consent forms that waive the protection, and hospital consolidation kept climbing under presidents of both parties, because the hospital systems and the insurers write checks to both of them. Follow the money and it doesn’t pick a side.

I am not going to leave you sitting in the anger, so here is what works. When the bill comes, don’t pay off the summary. Call and demand the itemized bill, every line, every code, and read it. Anything tied to anesthesia, neonatology, radiology, or pathology at an in-network hospital is very likely protected under the No Surprises Act, so if you’re being balance-billed for it, say those words and push back. Ask the hospital for the cash or self-pay price on the facility charges, which usually comes in well under the sticker. The bill is a first offer. Treat it like one.

If you want the full teardown of how the chargemaster works, I took it apart in Your Hospital Bill Is Wrong.

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Ford CEO Jim Farley told the Detroit Free Press that Ford would rather handle warranty repairs itself, and warned that owners doing their own warranty work on modern cars is a safety risk. Pressed on whether he wanted people fixing their own cars at all, he allowed that the rest is fine, just not warranty work. Generous. Not the assembly line, not the recall list. The hazard he settled on is you, with a Saturday afternoon and a YouTube tutorial.

I fix my own car. I build my own computers. I have yet to endanger a single life. The only one I could put at risk is my own, on a Saturday, under my own car. And that is my call to make, not Ford’s.

And there is a price tag under the safety speech. The independent shop across town mostly charges $120 to $160 an hour. The dealership runs about a quarter higher, often $130 to $180 and up, and a luxury service department goes well beyond that. At $150 an hour, you have to wonder: am I paying for a car repair, or a therapy session?

The lock, not the wrench

He says the driveway is ok. So take him up on it and try to fix your own car. Safety is the wrapper. The device underneath is a digital lock.

Take a modern sensor or camera module. Damage it, buy the replacement, bolt it in, and it can still stay dark. It will not wake up until a dealer plugs in a scan tool and programs the new part to the vehicle by serial number. Section 1201 of the DMCA, a 1998 law, turns breaking that kind of lock into a copyright problem. Narrow repair exemptions exist, but they do not force the maker to hand you the key, so the fix still runs on permission. The part is yours, the vehicle is yours, and the right to connect the two gets rented back to you at the service counter. This is exactly the sort of repair Farley said you were free to make. You are not.

That is the whole play. Turn “repair” into “return to the dealer,” where the service bay is the most profitable room in the building.

Ask John Deere how it goes. The tractor giant ran this exact move on farmers for years, then paid $99 million to settle and admitted nothing. For a company that size, a rounding error. The deal came with a promise to open up repair tools, a promise inside a settlement, from the outfit that spent years bolting the door shut. The separate federal case grinds on. Well, fuck that guy.

It is not just the truck

The lock reaches past the car. It is on your phone, your TV, your fridge, your headphones.

Two things landed this week. Trump signed a memo backing repair on automobiles, and even his allies in the movement said the narrow version, aimed mostly at emissions work and aftermarket parts, does not go far enough. Then Connecticut’s new right-to-repair law took effect today, ordering makers of consumer electronics, phones and televisions and the like, to hand over the manuals, parts, and tools. Cars are carved out of that one, but your devices are in.

And it is not only repair they hold. It is capability. Tesla once sold Model S and X cars with a large battery pack software-limited to a smaller capacity, then charged $4,500 to $9,000 to unlock the range already bolted under the floor. When Hurricane Irma hit Florida in 2017, Tesla switched the full battery on remotely so owners could evacuate, an extra 30 to 40 miles, then shut it back off about a week later. The range was in the car the whole time. A line of code decided whether you were allowed to use it.

One lock, and both parties have fed it and fought it. The 1998 statute passed with broad bipartisan cover, and Deere cut checks to everyone, and this week’s memo came from the other side of the aisle.

What you can actually do

One move. Before your next big purchase, ask the boring question: are the parts serialized to the car or the device? If a new part has to phone home to the manufacturer before it works, you are not buying a product, you are leasing permission.

Then check whether your state has a repair law. A growing list already does, some covering electronics, some covering cars, including Colorado, Minnesota, New York, California, and now Connecticut. Back the model, use the independent shop while it still stands, and keep your screwdriver. You were never the danger here.

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The surcharge pays for other people leaving. Highmark is charging the ones who stay, in advance, to cover the ones it expects to lose. Highmark did not invent it. CMS told 2026 insurers to assume the subsidies expire and price that in, required in states without their own rate-review program and encouraged everywhere else. Across the market, that assumption added about four points to 2026 premiums, on top of a roughly 26 percent average increase.

The name for this is adverse selection, the oldest engine in the building. The healthiest leave, the pool left behind is older and sicker and costs more, the insurer raises the price on everyone still holding a policy, and the next-healthiest head for the door. The money owed for the people who left does not evaporate. It lands on whoever is still standing, including the off-exchange buyer who never qualified for a subsidy and never shows up in a coverage-loss story.

I buy mine off the exchange. Same load printed on my renewal letter, and I never had a subsidy to lose. I am paying for an exit I had no part in.

KFF found what enrollees actually paid: net premiums up 58 percent, from $113 a month to $178. That is under the doubling the early models warned about, and the smaller number is the worse news. It came in low because people ate the increase by dropping to thinner bronze plans or leaving entirely, and by early spring 9 percent of last year’s enrollees were already uninsured.

The second bill waits a year and goes off at a desk in April. The One Big Beautiful Bill Act, now Public Law 119-21, struck the cap on paying back excess premium credits, effective for tax year 2026. The old rule limited what you owed if you underestimated your income and took too much subsidy up front. Starting with the coverage you hold right now, that limit is gone, and the uncapped payback now reaches down to incomes it used to spare. A bonus or a strong freelance quarter that pushes your real income past your estimate can mean repaying the whole overage when you file in 2027, with no ceiling to catch you. And if that income crosses 400 percent of the poverty line, the enhanced credit that used to follow you above that line has expired, so you lose the subsidy outright and owe all of it back.

Here is why it keeps happening, and why it does not belong to one team. Making the enhanced credit permanent scored at $350 billion over a decade, so Congress wrote it with a sunset, which kept that number off the official books. Too expensive to admit to, so they put it on a timer and nobody had to sign for the result. Fine. That is fine. Then on December 11, both parties’ fixes died the same afternoon by the same count. The Democratic three-year extension failed 51 to 48. The Republican plan to swap the subsidy for health savings accounts failed 51 to 48. The House had passed a three-year extension in January, 230 to 196, with seventeen Republicans crossing, and the Senate took the papers and set them down. The bipartisan Collins-Moreno compromise is a press release, not a law.

The claim that the surcharge is pure profit is contested. The medical-loss-ratio rule makes individual-market insurers spend at least 80 percent of premium dollars on care or rebate the difference, so a load matching a sicker pool is not pure profit. Read the same rule the other way, though. The share the insurer keeps is a percentage, not a fixed sum, so every dollar the premium climbs lifts the dollar value of that cut. The cap written to limit the take quietly hands the industry a stake in a bigger bill. And the fraud the other side points to did happen: CMS pulled roughly 1.5 million ineligible or unauthorized enrollments off HealthCare.gov last year. That is a real oversight problem, and a different lever than letting the whole subsidy lapse and surcharging the people who stayed.

Two things you can do this week. First, find your state’s 2026 rate filing, public on your insurance department’s site or through the SERFF system, and look for the morbidity or subsidy-expiration load. If you buy off-exchange with no subsidy, you are paying a surcharge for an exit you had no part in, and the rate-review comment window is where you say that on the record. Second, if you take advance credits, keep your 2026 income estimate honest and watch the 400 percent line, because the cap that used to soften a bad estimate is gone, and crossing 400 percent now means losing the subsidy outright.

You are holding the bill for the people who walked. Go find the line in your own filing, and say so on the record while the window is open.

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A state lottery is a tax. It is the only tax in America you line up to pay, and it is built so the people with the least pay the most.

The gear is simple. You hand over a dollar. About sixty cents comes back to players as prizes. The state keeps most of the rest, the vendors who print the games take a cut, the corner store takes a cut. The jackpot odds sit past one in a hundred million.

And the wins are real, which is the whole trick. The games pay out small and often, a few dollars back here and there, enough that it feels like you are close to even. Add the year together and you were never close. About thirty-nine cents of every dollar you fed it stayed with the state and the vendors.

New York is the biggest operator in the country. Traditional games, the scratch-offs and daily numbers and Powerball, sold $7.81 billion in fiscal 2025. Players got the prize money back and lost about $3.1 billion of it for good. Spread across the roughly 15.8 million adults old enough to buy a ticket, that is about $494 spent and $194 lost per adult, in one year, on one set of games. It does not count the slot machines at the racetracks or the online play, so the real number is higher.

And the loss does not land evenly. The strongest recent study, in the Review of Economic Studies in 2025, found lottery spending falls as income rises, and that it tracks innumeracy and other measures of poor statistical reasoning so closely that Americans would spend 43 percent less if they played without those biases. The heaviest players skew toward less income and less schooling, which is the exact crowd the subway ad is built for.

The pitch that keeps it legal is the public good. New York sends more than $3.6 billion a year from the lottery to public schools, and says so on every billboard. Massachusetts runs the heaviest lottery per person in the country and sells it as hometown pride: its budget sends more than $1.3 billion a year to all 351 cities and towns. The pitch is that buying a scratch-off is how you fund the fire department, that playing is a kind of civic duty. Fuck that.

What neither pitch says is the shape of the deal. The state funds part of its schools and its towns out of money it took mostly from its lower-income residents, one losing ticket at a time, instead of out of a tax that scales with income. A person making $200,000 can buy a ticket and never feel it. The guy who bought forty scratch-offs to pay for it does not get his $194 back.

No new taxes wins elections. A penny on the sales tax would draw a revolt, but this same crowd hands the state about thirty-nine cents on the dollar of their own free will and calls it fun, which is why neither party touches it. Forty-five states and Washington DC run a lottery, with traditional sales over $96 billion in fiscal 2025. Blue states point at the schools. Red states point at the taxes they did not raise: Georgia ran its lottery to more than $1.5 billion for the HOPE scholarship and pre-K last year, sold as college money without a tax hike. Nobody runs on shutting it down, because no one wants to be the one who took the dream away.

So the move this week is small, and it is yours. Add up what you spent on tickets last year, the dollar here and the five there, the quick pick when the jackpot got loud. Look at where that number would sit in a savings account, an index fund, or this month’s electric bill. You will not win the hundred million. You were never going to. But that number is yours, and it is the one part of this whole machine you can switch off without asking a single politician for permission.

Run the other version. Ten dollars a week, about what the average New York adult already spends on tickets, into a plain index fund instead. Someone who started that in 2016 put in around $5,200 over ten years, and at the S&P 500’s total return across that stretch would be sitting on roughly $11,600 today. I am not going to pretend that is guaranteed. The last ten years were a historic run and the next ten might crawl. But that is the difference in the bet. The market is a wager with the odds roughly in your favor over time, and the lottery is a wager built so the house keeps about 39 cents of every dollar, on purpose, forever. One of those two numbers you can count on.

The lottery will keep asking you to imagine. Imagine the $194 instead.

Figures: New York’s $7.81 billion in traditional-game sales, the roughly 61 percent prize payout, and the resulting $3.1 billion kept by the state and vendors are from NASPL’s FY2025 Lottery Sales and Revenues report, which also gives the national traditional-sales total of about $96 billion; the $494 and $194 per-adult figures are those totals spread across roughly 15.8 million New York adults, an approximation, not a per-player figure. School aid is from the New York Lottery (more than $3.6 billion, FY2025-26). The regressivity finding is from Lockwood et al., Review of Economic Studies 92(4), 2025. Massachusetts local aid ($1,308,713,668, FY2025) is from the state budget. Georgia’s HOPE and pre-K funding (more than $1.5 billion, FY2026) is from the Georgia Lottery. Powerball’s top jackpot odds are about one in 292 million. The $11,600 figure is an illustration, not a promise: it is $10 a week from 2016 to 2026 at the S&P 500’s total return with dividends reinvested, computed from S&P 500 total-return data.

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Sell your seat there, they take a cut. Buy one there, they take another. Same ticket, already sold once, at full price.

This week a jury started deciding whether Ticketmaster built an illegal moat around live events. Same moat. FIFA just registered its version as a charity.

Six minutes. If it makes you do the math on your own next ticket, restack it.

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A Cigna medical director denied 60,000 claims in one month. Average time spent on each one: 1.2 seconds. A former employee told ProPublica how it worked: “We literally click and submit.” No file opened. No chart read.

When patients fight a denial, they win more than 80 percent of the time. Fewer than one in nine fight.

That is not a glitch. That is the design.

If that landed, here is what this is.

I read the manuals for the systems taking your money, then I translate them. Healthcare, housing, food, labor, debt. Every system that bills you runs on rules somebody wrote down, and most of those rules are boring on purpose so you stop reading. I read them anyway.

No team. No jersey. No villain chase. Every figure sourced.

And every piece works the same way: the machine, the receipt, the move.

Start here.

Read these two first. Both are pure receipt, two different machines:

1. Your Doctor Agrees With You. It Doesn’t Matter

2. The Bill Says Hospital

Then go deeper:

3. Why We Don’t Chase Villains

4. Why a Cartoon

5. The Field Guide to Political Armor

One ask.

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The state earmarked the money in its 2024 budget to get GEHA Field at Arrowhead up to FIFA’s spec for six matches between June 16 and July 11. Crews pulled about 3,500 seats off the visitor sideline to fit FIFA’s wider field, laid a new grass pitch, and covered every sign in the building that did not belong to a FIFA sponsor. For the tournament the stadium is not even called Arrowhead. FIFA renamed it Kansas City Stadium.

The contract runs through 2027. Its final phase is restoration, putting the impacted properties back the way they were. The seats go back in before football season. So the public pays twice on the same building, once to convert it for a month of soccer, once to undo the conversion.

That $42.5 million is a slice of a bigger tab. Budget documents reviewed by the Kansas City Star put Kansas City’s total public spending on its World Cup hosting at almost $200 million. Missouri alone has committed more than $77.8 million since fiscal 2025.

The mechanism is the same one running under every new stadium deal. The public pays to get the building ready. The private side keeps what the building earns. FIFA writes the requirements, the host city meets them on public money, and FIFA keeps the gate, the broadcast deals, and the sponsorships. Kansas City put up the venue and the repair bill and gets six soccer games for it.

It does not sort by party. The Republican-controlled Missouri legislature appropriated the $42.5 million. Kansas City, led by a Democratic mayor, pledged $15 million to the local committee that runs the games for FIFA. Red state, blue city, same checkbook.

If your city is a host, it is doing a version of this. Pull the line item. Search your state or city budget for the World Cup appropriation or the host committee, find the number, and ask the question the press release skips: once the public pays for the venue, who keeps the money it makes. The answer is not the city.

That is the bill before kickoff. Tomorrow’s episode goes inside the gate, to what your seat costs you once you are holding the ticket.

Figures: the Missouri appropriation, the seat removal, and FIFA’s clean-site rename are from KSHB and Kansas City Magazine, tracing the fiscal 2024 budget’s $50 million with $42.5 million directed to Arrowhead. The renovation scope (about 3,500 seats, the new pitch), the rename to Kansas City Stadium, the contract running through 2027 with a restoration phase, the nearly $200 million total public tab, the $77.8 million from Missouri since fiscal 2025, and the $15 million Kansas City host-committee pledge are reported by Sportico, citing Kansas City Star budget documents, with the Star’s own tally here. The $15 million pledge is also on the record in Kansas City ordinance File #230580. The 2027 end date and restoration phase rest on Sportico’s review of the contract, not the contract text itself.

Related episode: Scalped Themselves

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The law is the FAIR Rx Act, signed by Governor Bill Lee in May. It bars one company from owning both a pharmacy and the PBM-and-insurer that decides what the pharmacy dispenses, once its stake in each tops 5 percent. A pharmacy benefit manager, a PBM, is the middle layer between your insurer and the drugstore. It builds the list of drugs your plan covers, sets what you pay, and routes where you fill the script. The three biggest handle nearly 80 percent of the prescriptions in the country. The ban takes effect in 2028.

CVS sued first, in May, arguing the law discriminates against large out-of-state companies. CVS says it would have to close 136 pharmacies in Tennessee and stop mail-order service in the state. Then on June 12, Express Scripts, the PBM owned by Cigna, filed its own complaint. Under the law it would have to give up Accredo, its specialty pharmacy in Memphis. It told the court its Tennessee pharmacies employ about 1,200 people and filled prescriptions for more than 32,000 residents last year, and that the law would close pharmacies, strand rural patients, and interrupt people mid-treatment, including fertility patients and military families who use its mail-order service.

Read who passed it. A Republican state senator, Bobby Harshbarger, wrote the Senate bill. A Republican governor signed it. And it cleared the legislature 24 to 9 in the Senate and 86 to 7 in the House. PBM extraction is one of the few fights both parties actually pick. Arkansas banned PBM-owned pharmacies outright last year, and a court has paused that one. Kentucky, Michigan, and West Virginia went at spread pricing, steering, and transparency. The actions cross both parties, and they keep coming because the federal fix stopped short of this. Congress did pass PBM reform in February, rebate pass-through and transparency. It left the ownership question alone, the exact thing Tennessee just reached for.

The PBM was sold to America as the thing that would negotiate prices down. Then it bought the pharmacies. Now the same company picks the drug, sets your copay, and owns the counter where you fill it. It can route the prescription to the pharmacy it owns, bill the plan a price it sets, and keep the spread, the gap between what it bills the plan and what it pays the pharmacy. The FTC found the three biggest PBMs pulled more than 7.3 billion dollars in dispensing revenue above their own cost on specialty generics from 2017 to 2022, plus roughly 1.4 billion in spread pricing on those same drugs. This works without a villain. One company stands at the start of the transaction and the end of it, and the rules let it.

The companies will tell you integration creates savings. Watch where they land. The rebate is figured off the list price, so the middleman earns more as the sticker climbs. The margin the FTC measured turned into buybacks and shareholder return. Your copay stayed where it was. Whatever they are calling savings, it was never headed your way.

The lawsuit is clean for one reason. Read Express Scripts’ own complaint and the defense is real: split the company from the pharmacy and some pharmacies close, patients lose access, treatments get interrupted mid-course. That can be true. But look at where the threat comes from. The reason “you will hurt patients” is credible is that the middleman went and bought the pharmacies in the first place. The consolidation is the problem and the hostage at once. You build the chokepoint, then point at the people standing in it and say you cannot touch me without hurting them.

That is the design. No law is broken. A company is simply allowed to choose your drug and own the store that sells it to you. The patient is the leverage in a fight the patient never chose.

One thing you can actually do, today. Find out if your PBM and your pharmacy are the same company. CVS owns Caremark, UnitedHealth owns Optum Rx, and Express Scripts and Accredo are both Cigna. If your plan keeps nudging you toward one mail-order pharmacy, or your refill notice says your usual pharmacy is “no longer preferred,” that is usually why.

Then price-check one drug. Take a prescription you fill regularly and compare your insured price against the cash price at a pass-through pharmacy like Cost Plus Drugs, or the cash price at Amazon Pharmacy. People routinely find the cash price beats the insured price, which tells you the markup was never about your care.

And watch your own statehouse. The FAIR Rx Act is a template now, and the fight over it is live. Search your statehouse site for “pharmacy benefit manager” when the session opens. When a PBM ownership bill shows up, you will know what the lawsuit against it is really defending. Not the patient. The pharmacy it owns.

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On June 30, the Supreme Court agreed to hear Apple’s appeal, limited to a single question (docket 25-1311). The thing Apple wants reviewed is a contempt finding. After a federal judge ordered Apple to let developers send users to cheaper prices outside the app, Apple complied by charging a 27 percent fee on those outside purchases, and the judge found that an Apple finance executive “outright lied under oath” about how the number was set. The Ninth Circuit affirmed that contempt finding on December 11, 2025. For now Apple has to keep allowing US external links without the added fee, though the Ninth Circuit left the door open to a “reasonable” fee to be set later on remand. So nothing about your phone changes today.

The phone you already paid for, roped off.

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The toll buys one thing: the right to be on the phone at all. Processing the sale is the cheap part. Your phone runs one of two operating systems. On the iPhone there is one store, Apple’s, with no legal way around it in the US. Android allows other stores, but Google Play is the gate almost everyone passes through. Sell a digital subscription or a game upgrade and the store takes its cut. Three locks hold it in place. Digital goods must run through the platform’s own payment system. Developers were barred from telling you, inside their own app, that a cheaper price exists on their own website. And breaking either rule gets the app pulled, which cuts your existing users off from updates. Apple ran that last lever on ProtonMail, an encrypted email service that could not ship a single update for about a month until it gave in, then raised its iOS prices about 26 percent. The court that reviewed the rate called it “supracompetitive” and “arbitrarily decided upon in 2009 based on other platforms like video game consoles”.

Steve Jobs said in 2008 that he did not expect the App Store to be a big profit generator, pitching it as a way to sell more iPhones. The thing he framed as an iPhone add-on booked $109.2 billion in its Services segment in fiscal 2025 at a 75.4 percent gross margin, more than double the 36.8 percent margin on its Products line, with the App Store commission piece estimated at $27 to $36 billion a year globally.

This is where it stops being a tech story and turns into a Washington one. A bill called the Open App Markets Act would have outlawed the anti-steering rules outright. It was sponsored by Richard Blumenthal (D-CT), Marsha Blackburn (R-TN), and Amy Klobuchar (D-MN), and it cleared the Senate Judiciary Committee 20 to 2 in February 2022. It never got a floor vote. Majority Leader Chuck Schumer, whose 2022-cycle total included $192,750 tied to Alphabet, its employees, and its PAC, said the votes were not there. The sponsors said they were. Apple set its own lobbying record that same year at $9.36 million. The bill died under a Democratic-led Senate, and the antitrust suits against both Apple and Google were filed and carried forward across the Trump and Biden administrations. Both parties had their hands on this one.

The move here is small and annoying, which is usually how you can tell the platform did not build it for you. If you sell anything digital, the external-link path that came out of the contempt fight now lets you point US customers to your own website with no Apple commission. The catch has always been the terms, and during Apple’s earlier “compliance” window only 34 of roughly 136,000 US developers had even applied to use it. If you buy, check the company’s own website before you subscribe through an app, because the app frequently is not allowed to tell you it costs less there. And if you want one number to watch, watch the rate. Google has already announced a move to 20 percent or less on many Play transactions, and Apple has gone to zero on US external links the moment courts forced it. A price that falls by a third the week a judge shows up was never being held up by costs.

Related read: You Can’t Fix the F-35. Neither Can the Air Force.

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This week a federal judge declined to block a UFC card set for the South Lawn of the White House on June 14, staged for the President’s 80th birthday and the country’s 250th. Seven federal agencies are working the event.

The same week, crews finished repainting the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in what the President calls American flag blue. The pool did have real problems, leaks and a failing filtration system, and the work got pushed for the anniversary. Worth doing. The President had said the job would run a million and a half to two million dollars. The contracts came in around $14.8 million.

Underneath all of it, a fragile ceasefire with Iran that both sides keep testing.

The room had room.

Then there is the food rule. A USDA proposal to end something called broad-based categorical eligibility for SNAP is sitting at the White House budget office, one step from a public rollout. The Food Research and Action Center, which flagged it this week, says it would increase hunger for families and children.

Broad-based categorical eligibility is a plumbing rule, which is why nobody fights about it on television. A family already approved for another assistance program has, in most states, been allowed to qualify for food benefits without sitting through a second, separate asset test. The state uses the determination it already made and does not force the family to prove poverty twice. Ending the rule brings the second test back. More paperwork. More families with a little in savings, a used car worth a bit too much, a second part-time job, knocked off the rolls. The cut does not arrive labeled as a cut. It arrives as a form.

Here is the reason they give. Waste and fraud. Tighten the rules, stop the wrong people from getting food, protect the integrity of the program. Fine. Let’s take that seriously, because there is a tool built for exactly that. It is called an audit.

The Pentagon has been legally required to pass one since 2018. It has failed eight years in a row, the most recent this past December. One piece of the military passes, the Marine Corps, and the general who runs their books said the audit found no fraud and no price gouging, because that is what an audit is for. The other 840 billion dollars cannot account for itself, and the plan on the table is to raise it to one and a half trillion.

So keep the fraud standard. It just points one direction. We run it on a family proving twice that they are poor enough for groceries. We do not run it on the largest agency in the government, the one that has never once passed the test it was ordered to take. They went looking in the kitchen instead of the hangar.

We have seen this exact rule before. The first Trump administration proposed nearly the same change in 2019. USDA’s own analysis put it at 3.1 million people pushed off food assistance and 500,000 children losing automatic free school meals. People filed comments. A lawsuit followed. The rule did not survive, and it was formally withdrawn in 2021. It is back now, at the budget office, waiting. No official 2026 head-count has been published yet. The Center on Budget and Policy Priorities estimates this version reaches further, around 6 million people and more than 1.8 million children, because more states lean on the rule today than did six years ago.

There is an old line, the one history hangs on Marie Antoinette, that she heard the peasants had no bread and said let them eat cake. She almost certainly never said it. The line survived anyway because it captures something clean: the contempt of a person so far from hunger that she hears it as a menu problem.

The 2026 version is more precise. Antoinette’s contempt at least assumed the poor could buy the cake. Over the past year USDA has approved waivers in more than twenty states letting them pull items out of what SNAP is allowed to buy: soda, sweetened drinks, energy drinks, candy. Florida went one further and wrote prepared desserts onto the banned list. So Florida has its answer for Marie Antoinette. Not that cake. Whether a family qualifies to be standing in the store at all is the separate question the budget office is working on right now.

Stack it and look at it. Fewer people qualify. The ones who still do get a shorter list of what they are allowed to want. And the people writing those rules spent the same week handing the South Lawn to a fight promoter.

Food aid gets cut by both parties. In 1996 a Democratic president signed the welfare overhaul that ended the old guarantee and built the work-requirement machinery every administration since has widened. The instinct that treats the lunch tray as the first place to look for savings is bipartisan, and decades old.

This one belongs to a single administration that chose it this month, on its own. I am not going to launder that into a tidy on-the-other-hand. Both sides have trimmed food aid over the years, and this specific cut, this week, next to the cage match, did not need the other side’s help to happen.

If you want to do something with this, the straight answer is that the comment window is not open yet. The rule is still at the budget office. When it posts to the Federal Register, a public comment period opens, and that is worth showing up for, because last time the comments and the lawsuits were part of what beat it. Until then, the live lever is Congress. Your House member and the Senate Agriculture Committee can lean on this while it is still a draft. The sentence to give a staffer is short: how many children does this proposal remove from food assistance, and where is that number published? They cannot answer it yet, because the number is not public, which is exactly the thing worth making them go look for.

I am not going to tell you a phone call stops it. The rule might post and take effect anyway. The lawn already has its fight. The pool already has its coat. What pressure does, the same way it did in 2019, is force the count into the open, on the record, where it can be read back later. In this building, the number on the record is the only thing that outlives the news cycle.

The room is never empty. There is always money for the thing that looks powerful. It goes quiet at the tray.

If you are new here, The Ranter is the animated series I write and voice. This piece is the policy side of the hunger machine. The episode is the grocery-shelf side: the shrink ray that quietly empties the bag, the dollar store that moves in after the supermarket leaves, and the egg company that explained away a record year by blaming the birds.

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Sources & Receipts

1. UFC card on the White House South Lawn, June 14, judge declined to block, seven federal agencies supporting. The Hill. https://thehill.com/video/white-house-ufc-event-to-cost-60m-plus-labor-from-7-federal-agencies/11874998/

2. Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool repaint, President’s claim of $1.5 to $2 million against roughly $14.8 million in awarded contracts. Washington Post, via NBC Washington. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/06/04/lincoln-memorial-reflecting-pool-trump/

3. Fragile US-Iran ceasefire, ongoing negotiations, strikes traded as recently as June 11, 2026. Reuters. https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/us-iran-trade-attacks-second-day-undermining-shaky-ceasefire-2026-06-11/

4. USDA proposal to end broad-based categorical eligibility for SNAP, described as increasing hunger for families and children. Food Research and Action Center, June 11, 2026. https://frac.org/blog/usda-proposal-to-end-broad-based-categorical-eligibility-for-snap-would-increase-hunger-for-families-and-children

5. 2019 categorical eligibility rule, USDA estimate of 3.1 million people off food assistance and 500,000 children losing automatic free school meals, formally withdrawn in 2021. Federal Register, document 2019-15670. https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2019/07/24/2019-15670/revision-of-categorical-eligibility-in-the-supplemental-nutrition-assistance-program-snap

6. 2026 projection of roughly 6 million people and more than 1.8 million children affected. Center on Budget and Policy Priorities. (ADD CONFIRMED CBPP URL BEFORE PUBLISH)

7. SNAP food restriction waivers across more than twenty states, covering soda, sweetened drinks, energy drinks, and candy, with prepared desserts added in Florida. USDA Food and Nutrition Service. https://www.fns.usda.gov/snap/waivers/foodrestriction

They called it Iliad.

The Iliad, Homer’s account of the Trojan War, ten years of siege, remembered mostly for the fact that almost nobody trapped inside it got out clean. That is the name a company picked, on purpose, for the act of leaving a $14.99 subscription, and they meant it. They named it after the feeling.

The receipts. Somebody wrote them down.

The FTC’s case against Amazon put the name “Iliad” into the record, alongside the finding that the company enrolled roughly 35 million people into Prime through nonconsensual sign-ups. In September 2025, Amazon settled for $2.5 billion, a $1 billion civil penalty plus $1.5 billion in refunds, which the FTC called the largest penalty it has ever won for a rule violation. Signing up took one or two clicks. Leaving Prime, by Amazon’s own documented design, ran four pages, six clicks, and fifteen options, each one a chance to talk you out of it. Across the wider market, a sweep of 642 sites by the FTC, ICPEN, and GPEN found 76 percent using at least one dark pattern, and 81 percent hiding auto-renewal terms during the signup itself.

The money lands on you. C+R Research found average American subscription spending runs about $219 a month, while people believe they spend about $86. That $133 gap between what you pay and what you think you pay is the thing the design was built to protect.

The mechanism is called negative-option marketing, and it runs on one trick. You agree once, it renews on its own forever, and the burden of paying attention flips onto you. Saying yes is a single decision. Saying no is a job you have to keep doing, every month, against a system that is hoping you forget.

Companies measured that asymmetry and then tuned it, the way you tune anything you are trying to optimize. Chegg’s now-CEO wrote in an internal email that cancellation should have “some pain involved”. Well, fuck that guy. They built the friction in on purpose and then measured it to make sure it held. Somebody sat in a meeting, drew the harder path, and shipped it as the plan. And yes, every company wants to keep the customers it has. Keeping them by hiding the exit is the part the FTC just fined.

And before anyone sorts this onto a team, look at the record, because it does not split evenly. The negative-option rule was written in 1973 and sat mostly untouched for five decades, under presidents of both parties. ROSCA has been on the books since 2010 and stays underused. That much is bipartisan drift, plain neglect. The last chapter runs one way. In 2024 the FTC passed a click-to-cancel rule, requiring that leaving be as easy as joining, on a 3-to-2 vote, with both Republican commissioners dissenting. In 2025 the Eighth Circuit vacated it on a paperwork technicality, a missing economic analysis, before it ever took effect, and afterward the FTC did not move to revive it, reopening the narrower 1973 rulemaking instead. Meanwhile Democratic lawmakers moved to write click-to-cancel into statute, and the bill that would settle it, the bipartisan Unsubscribe Act, sits in Congress doing nothing. The receipts point where they point. The tool to fix this was built, a court erased it on a technicality, and no one with the power to bring it back has. Until someone does, the renewal hits your card on the first of the month, every month, exactly as designed.

What you can actually do, since the rule is dead:

Audit by statement, not by memory. Pull your card and bank statements and sort for recurring charges. You will not remember the ones that matter. That is the point.

The day you start a free trial, set a reminder to cancel two days before it bills. The trial is the signup. The bill is the trap closing.

When you cancel, screenshot the confirmation. These flows sometimes “fail” the cancel and keep charging. The screenshot is your receipt.

If the maze stonewalls you, stop fighting it on their turf. Call your bank and dispute the charge. You owe the maze nothing.

You are not bad at this. The exit was engineered to be worse than the entrance, by people who named the engineering after a war. Sort by total cost, cancel by screenshot, move on.

Figures: the Amazon receipts come from the FTC case FTC v. Amazon.com, Inc., No. 2:23-cv-0932-JHC and the September 2025 settlement announcement: the Iliad name, the 35 million figure, the $2.5 billion total, and the four-page cancellation flow against a one-or-two-click signup. The FTC’s own superlative is the largest penalty for a rule violation, not the largest under ROSCA. The market numbers come from the FTC, ICPEN, and GPEN dark-patterns sweep and C+R Research. The Chegg email is in the FTC’s Chegg complaint. The policy record: the 1973 Negative Option Rule, ROSCA (2010), the 2024 click-to-cancel rule and the dissent, the Eighth Circuit vacatur, the reopened 1973 rulemaking, the Click to Cancel Act, and the Unsubscribe Act.

Related episode: Ticketmaster Junk Fees

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The most expensive machine the United States has ever built is headed toward two trillion dollars, and the people who fly it are not allowed to open the hood.

That is not a figure of speech. F-35 engines cannot be fixed in the field. When one needs serious work, it gets crated up and shipped back to one of a handful of authorized depots in the United States, and the jet sits grounded for the wait. The design and the contracts route the deep repairs through the contractor, not the crew standing next to the plane.

The Army Secretary, Dan Driscoll, recently held up a small part in a room full of people: a fin for the external fuel tank on a Black Hawk helicopter. The vendor charges more than fourteen thousand dollars for that fin. His own team scanned it, reverse-engineered it, and printed one for a few hundred dollars, and he said the printed part came out stronger than the original. And under the contracts the military signed, doing that at any kind of scale is the part nobody is sure they are allowed to do.

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The receipts here come from the Government Accountability Office, the federal watchdog that audits this stuff for Congress. GAO’s latest count puts the F-35 program at nearly $1.7 trillion across its life, and projections now run past two trillion. More than $1.58 trillion of that is sustainment, which is the polite word for repairs and upkeep. So the single biggest line item on the most expensive weapon in history is not building the thing. It is fixing it, over and over, for the next sixty years.

Back in 2014, GAO told the Pentagon the program did not even have a plan for who owns the repair data. More than a decade later, GAO still found the Pentagon had not resolved it. In the meantime the repair backlog has at times run past ten thousand parts, and the fleet’s mission capable rate, the share of time the jet is actually ready to fly, sat around fifty-five percent. You are paying the better part of two trillion dollars for a plane that is ready about half the time, and you are not allowed to fix the half that is broken.

Here is how it happened, and why it is the same thing happening in your driveway.

About twenty years ago the Air Force bought the F-35 on what they call a total system approach. In plain English, Lockheed Martin and the other contractors kept the rights to much of the technology, the technical data, and the diagnostic tools. The government came away without the data and software rights it needs to do a lot of its own repairs, or to bring in anyone else, so it leans on the contractor for much of the work. Every serious breakdown effectively has one phone number. The contractor sets the price and the timeline, and makes money on the very breakdown it is being paid to fix. The worse the plane runs, the better the business.

Now look at your own stuff. There is a law from 1998, Section 1201 of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act. It was written to stop people copying DVDs. What it does now is let a company put a software lock on a physical object you own and paid for, so that fixing it yourself becomes a crime. That is why John Deere can stop a farmer from repairing his own tractor unless he hauls it to an authorized dealer. That is why a phone can shut itself down when it sees a battery the manufacturer did not bless.

The Pentagon and the farmer are getting billed by the same machine, and the whole design of that machine is that the thing you own is the one thing you are not allowed to maintain. The lobby that fights to keep it this way knows exactly what it is protecting. Well, fuck that lobby.

This one is live right now, so here is where to point. Last week the House Armed Services Committee put right to repair into next year’s defense bill, the FY27 NDAA, on a bipartisan amendment. Good. But versions of this have been pushed before and have not made it into the final law, with defense contractors lobbying against military right to repair. The bill underneath it, the Warrior Right to Repair Act, was written by Elizabeth Warren, a Democrat from Massachusetts, and Tim Sheehy, a Republican from Montana. A D and an R wrote it, and it still has not become law.

So the move is not to cheer the markup vote. The markup is the easy part. Watch the conference committee, the closed-door room where the final bill gets written and where provisions like this tend to get quietly dropped. Call your House member and tell them the F-35 repair language stays in the final bill, not just the draft.

This whole thing got me thinking. I have been on the wrong end of this exact lock for years. The phone battery I could not swap. The TV I could not open the year after the warranty died, over a board I could have replaced for nine bucks if anyone would sell me one. A guy I know two counties over, staring at a tractor he owns free and clear and is not allowed to fix. None of it got a hearing. Nobody in that conference room ever lost a minute over my TV. It took the most expensive fighter jet the government owns, headed toward two trillion dollars, before the lock was suddenly a problem worth a bipartisan amendment. The mechanism never changed. The customer did.

So when they fix it for the F-35, ask whether they are fixing it for you. The same month the administration talked up letting soldiers repair their own gear, Ford and GM were backing a push to make it harder for you to fix your car. Two trillion dollars says the lock is the product. The jet is just the receipt.

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Harvard’s Joint Center for Housing Studies has been counting. Between 2014 and 2024, the country lost 2.5 million rental units that went for under $600 a month. That is a 30 percent cut to the cheapest housing in America, in a single decade.

Widen the band to everything under $1,400 a month, the range a normal paycheck can actually cover, and the loss reaches 9.3 million units over the decade.

The reason is narrow, and it is not a villain. The cheap units are not being replaced. Over the same ten years, builders added 11.8 million apartments renting at $1,400 or more, and 5.8 million of those go for $2,000 and up. New construction goes to the top of the market, because that is where the math works and where the renters with money are. The old cheap stock gets renovated up, converted to something pricier, or knocked down, and nothing cheap gets built behind it. The bottom rung is not being repriced. It is being removed.

And the people pushed off the bottom do not disappear. By 2024, 22.7 million renter households were spending more than a third of their income on rent, 2.3 million more than in 2019.

You feel this even if you never rent at the very bottom, because the bottom is what everything else stands on. When the $500 unit disappears, the person who lived there does not vanish. They move up into the $800 unit, which pushes its tenant toward the $1,100 unit, and the squeeze climbs the whole building. The floor falling out is why the middle keeps getting more expensive.

The move this week is quick. Search what a newly built or recently renovated apartment in your area asks right now, then hold it next to what you pay. The gap between the two is the cliff you are standing near. If your rent sits well below it, you are living on borrowed cheap, and the renewal letter is the price notice for the whole tier above you. Know that number before the letter shows up, not after.

And once you do land a place, the rent you finally agree to travels somewhere specific, through a structure most renters never get to see.

Figures: Harvard Joint Center for Housing Studies, America’s Rental Housing 2026, covering 2014 to 2024 and drawing on U.S. Census Bureau and American Community Survey data. The under-$600 stock fell by 2.5 million, a 30 percent decline, to about 5.8 million units. The rent bands are inflation-adjusted; JCHS does not state the base year in its public summary.

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Strange enough on its own. But the fee is the small part. The machine is who gets paid to put you in it.

The lawsuit calls it a kickback. The property manager who signs you up collects a cut of that monthly charge, every resident, every month. And Entrata does not leave the appeal to guesswork. The complaint points at the company’s own ROI calculator, the sales tool that shows an operator running 10,000 units could pull $576,000 a year off rent reporting, and more than $9 million over the full run of the pitch. Your landlord makes money when you carry the charge. That is the whole sell.

That is where the lawsuit comes in. A proposed class of tenants sued Entrata on June 1 in federal court in Colorado, a case called Fish v. Entrata, No. 1:26-cv-02416, brought by the nonprofit Towards Justice. The complaint says Entrata pays property managers to auto-enroll their tenants, and that RentPlus moved from opt-in to opt-out, a setup the suit calls a negative option. Saying nothing gets treated as saying yes. When a charge only survives if you cannot find the off switch, that tells you what the charge is.

And they built the off switch where you would not look for it. RentPlus gets folded into the lease as an amenity provided by the property. No pitch you can decline. You sign the lease to get the apartment, and the credit subscription rides along inside it, in the same slot as the gym you will never use and the valet trash you never asked for. A monthly charge dressed as a perk, built so that noticing it is your job and refunding it is a favor.

The thing you are buying is thinner than the brochure. RentPlus tells tenants that if you pay late, “we won’t report it,” so your credit is not hurt. Sounds generous. It also means the months you might actually want explained are the months it sits out. The suit says the whole product runs afoul of the Credit Repair Organizations Act, a law from the nineties built because credit-repair outfits have always billed people for outcomes they cannot promise. At affordable-housing properties the fee shows up cheaper, around $6.95 a resident. The model reaches hardest into the renters with the least room to take the hit.

Here is the part they say out loud. To you, RentPlus is sold as credit building. To the landlord, the complaint says, it is sold as ancillary revenue. And when Entrata filed to go public, rent reporting was right there in the S-1, listed among the services the company earns money on. So spare me the guessing game about motive. They wrote it into the filing they handed the SEC.

Then they took the check. Entrata took a $200 million investment from funds run by Blackstone in 2025, and this spring it filed to go public on the New York Stock Exchange. A few dollars a month feels like nothing. Multiply it across thousands of doors, every month, and it is the kind of quiet, recurring money that makes a software company shine on a stock exchange. Every auto-enrolled tenant is a coin in that machine, skimmed off a payment that was already going to happen. The renter is not the customer here. The renter is the yield.

Well, fuck that fee.

Here is what you can do, today, before you sign anything.

Read your lease for the words RentPlus, rent reporting, credit reporting, or resident amenity, and ask the leasing office, in writing, whether you are enrolled and what it costs. If you are in it and did not choose it, ask to opt out and ask for the refund. Some tenants report getting them. If you want your rent to build credit, there are services you sign up for directly, on your own terms, with no landlord skimming the fee.

Before the next lease, the move is the one it always is. Sort by total cost, not the sticker rent. The charge that gets you is almost never the number on the sign out front.

This is one fee on one lease. The building has a stack of others just like it, each one dressed as a perk.

Figures: Fish v. Entrata, No. 1:26-cv-02416, U.S. District Court for the District of Colorado, complaint filed June 1, 2026, brought by Towards Justice. The complaint is the source for the product description, the $8.95 and $14.95 fee, the ROI calculator figures ($576,000 a year and about $9.6 million total for a 10,000-unit operator), the opt-in to opt-out negative option, the amenity framing, the marketing quote, and the Credit Repair Organizations Act claim. Real-world fee amounts ($8.95 and $6.95 at named buildings) come from public apartment listings and property disclosures, not an Entrata price sheet. The IPO and revenue-line details come from Entrata’s SEC Form S-1 and Reuters. The $200 million Blackstone investment is reported in an S-1 breakdown and should be confirmed against the original press release before print. No landlord or property manager is named as a defendant in this complaint. Only Entrata, Inc.

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The why is documented. Start with the receipts.

The enhanced premium tax credits that made marketplace coverage affordable for the last four years expired on December 31, 2025. KFF projected that would push subsidized enrollees’ out-of-pocket premiums up about 114 percent on average for someone who keeps the same plan, roughly a thousand dollars more a year. The real-world average came in lower, closer to 58 percent, because plenty of people fled to cheaper, higher-deductible plans or dropped out entirely. Read that second number as the size of the flinch. The sticker price climbed underneath that too. Unsubsidized benchmark premiums rose 26 percent on average, the biggest increase since 2018.

That works out to more than 20 million people facing a bigger bill. KFF now estimates marketplace enrollment could fall from 22.3 million in 2025 to about 17.5 million in 2026.

The line you are hearing is that one side could not repeal the ACA, so it let the help quietly run out instead. That part is real. The enhancement passed on Democratic votes in 2021. It was allowed to lapse, and the credit math was tightened, on Republican-controlled terms. So name the room. But the room is not the whole house.

Walk down the hall to the other system, the one most working people actually use.

In 2025 the average employer family health plan cost $26,993. The worker saw $6,850 of that leave their paychecks. The employer covered the rest, about $20,143, KFF found. The employer is not eating that money. Economists who study this mostly find the company gets it back the boring way, by paying you lower wages than it otherwise would. You never see the bill because it shows up as a raise you did not get.

That arrangement rests on the largest health-related tax break in the federal budget, and it is the one nobody argues about on television. The tax exclusion for employer health benefits costs the federal government roughly $240 billion to $300 billion a year in revenue it never collects, depending on whether you count income taxes alone or income plus payroll taxes. It covers roughly 155 million people. It is bigger than the marketplace credit fight by a lot. More than double it, by most estimates.

Put the two rooms side by side.

The marketplace subsidy is visible. It has a name, a vote, a sunset date, a cable segment. When it shrinks you feel it in one painful number and you get angry at a party. Good. Stay angry.

The employer exclusion is invisible. There is no renewal notice. It shows up as a flat paycheck and a vague sense that healthcare just costs a lot. It is also regressive, which is the polite word for upside down. A high earner at a big firm gets a fatter tax break on their coverage than a line cook at a small one.

And the part that should land on everyone the same way: Republican leaders cutting Medicaid are not putting this machine on the table, and Democrats expanding marketplace credits are not putting this machine on the table either. Each party runs a version of the healthcare fight that flatters its own crowd and leaves the big machine in the basement running.

The mechanism does not have a party. It is the same machine billing us in different rooms. One room sends a loud bill you can rage at. The other dips into your wages so quietly you thank the company for the benefit. Whoever decided the bigger subsidy should be the silent one knew exactly what that buys. Well, fuck that guy.

So, while the anger is fresh and useful, three things you can actually do.

One. Before you drop your marketplace plan because the renewal scared you, run your real number through KFF’s subsidy calculator. The 114 percent is a projection for an unchanged plan. Your figure depends on your income and age, and you may still qualify for more help than the notice suggests. Decide on the real number, not the panic number.

Two. If you get coverage through work and you feel secure doing this, find your total premium, not just your share. It is on your W-2 in box 12, code DD, or in your benefits portal. Look at the gap between what you pay and what the plan costs. That gap is money you earned. It went to a premium instead of your account. You are allowed to know that.

Three. When a candidate talks healthcare at you this year, listen for which room they are standing in. Extending the credits is the visible fight, and it matters. Touching the employer exclusion is the structural one, and almost nobody will say it out loud. Ask them about the second one, and watch them change the subject.

That is the tell. The bill you never see is the one they would rather you never ask about.

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Angela Paxton is a Republican state senator in Texas. Her husband, Ken Paxton, is the state attorney general, and he was about three months into a campaign for the United States Senate when she filed. His own party’s Senate campaign committee, the NRSC, put out a statement that same week calling what he had put his family through “truly repulsive and disgusting.”

Then, on May 19, the President of the United States endorsed him over John Cornyn, a Republican who has held that Senate seat for 23 years. The same night in Kentucky, a Trump-backed challenger ended Thomas Massie’s career. The brand was settling accounts.

So here is the charge sheet on the man Texas may send to Washington. His wife says he broke the most serious promise two people make. His party’s own committee says his behavior is repulsive. The 2023 impeachment articles alleged he used his office to benefit a donor, Nate Paul, who in turn hired the woman Paxton was having the affair with. And the leader of his party just made him the official choice.

There is a voter question buried under all of that. If the person who knows you best decided she could no longer trust you, on what theory does a stranger in a voting booth hand you a vote on war, taxes, and the courts?

We know the answer. We just save it for the candidates we can afford to lose.

Voters still care about character. They just price it against replacement cost.

David Vitter’s number turned up in the records of the “D.C. Madam” in 2007. He called it a serious sin and asked forgiveness. Louisiana reelected him to the Senate by about 19 points in 2010. The scandal did not end him until he ran for governor in 2015, when the seat was one Republicans could fill another way.

Mark Sanford disappeared for six days in 2009 while his staff told reporters he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. He was in Argentina. His marriage ended, the state House censured him, and he finished his term anyway. Four years later he won his old House seat back. South Carolina kept finding uses for him.

John Edwards ran the other way. Democratic senator, 2004 vice-presidential nominee, an affair with a campaign videographer that began while his wife Elizabeth was alive and ended with him lying about fathering the child. Elizabeth died of cancer in 2010. A federal indictment over campaign money came the next year. Edwards never held office again and never tried. By 2008 the Democrats had Barack Obama and a whole administration to staff. The bench was deep, so North Carolina was free to be disgusted.

Andrew Cuomo resigned as governor of New York in 2021, a week after the state attorney general’s office found he had sexually harassed 11 women. In 2025 he tried to come back, running for mayor of New York City. He lost the Democratic primary to Zohran Mamdani, then ran in the general as an independent and lost again, by roughly 207,000 votes. Mamdani gave New York voters somewhere else to go, and they went.

Which brings it back to Paxton. Edwards was finished because his party no longer needed him. Vitter survived because Louisiana Republicans still did. Paxton’s affair ran alongside the donor allegations his own party put in writing, and it produced a divorce filing from his wife of 38 years citing his conduct as incompatible with God. He is winning anyway.

He is winning because no one else in Texas Republican politics carries his brand. Wesley Hunt finished third in March at 13.5 percent. Cornyn, after 23 years in the Senate, is the one taking fire as the establishment. Paxton built a national name suing the Biden administration more than 100 times, and to the voters he needs, the divorce reads as one more attack from that same establishment. An endorsement from the most popular man in the party does one thing in a primary. It tells the people who already like Paxton that the alternative is the real danger. His wife calling him untrustworthy in a court filing has not moved them. Neither has his own party’s committee calling him repulsive. And now the President is telling them the receipts were never the point.

If the party has another nominee it can live with, character comes roaring back and the cheater loses. If it does not, disgust gets refiled as persecution and the tribe votes anyway.

Angela Paxton had 38 years of evidence and walked. Texas Republicans have been handed more receipts than voters usually get, from his wife, from his own party, and from a Senate impeachment trial. Six days from the runoff, the trust question is already settled in the only place that counts. It does not decide the race. The brand decides the race. Yesterday the President put his name on it.

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Bleach and Fabuloso don’t mix. Fabuloso’s own FAQ says so. The CDC says the same thing in plainer language: do not mix household cleaners, and the mix can release chlorine gas. American poison control centers logged more than two thousand chlorine-gas exposures from cleaner mixing in 2017 alone, and those are just the calls. A Buffalo Wild Wings manager died in 2019 from a similar accidental mix.

This is what the absence of federal training standards looks like in a room.

The oversight gap

There is no national childcare safety curriculum. Federal money flows through the Child Care and Development Fund, $11.6 billion in fiscal 2023, but CCDF is a participation floor for subsidies, not a teaching standard. The training requirement varies by state. Texas mandates 24 hours of pre-service training plus 24 hours per year. New York wants 15 hours in the first six months and 30 hours every two years. Chemical safety is rarely a separately mandated topic. It gets bundled into “health and safety,” and the state gets to decide what that means.

Licensure inspections cycle from annually to every three years. License-exempt categories are everywhere. Complaint-driven unannounced inspections happen, but the trigger requires someone in the building to know that mixing bleach with Fabuloso is wrong and to know who to call. In a workforce where the median tenure is short and the median wage sits in the bottom 5 percent of all U.S. occupations, that condition is rarely satisfied.

Where the money goes

Eight of the eleven largest childcare chains in the United States are owned by private equity. The Congressional Research Service finds that fifteen of the sixteen largest receive some private equity funding. KinderCare is the biggest. Its 2023 fiscal year, per its S-1 filing: $2.5 billion in revenue, $102.6 million in net income. That is a net margin of four cents on the dollar. Looks lean.

Then you read the rest of the filing.

Profit is the wrong line to watch. Money leaves a private equity company through rent paid to landlords the sponsor controls, interest on debt the sponsor loaded onto the operating company, and management fees the sponsor charges itself. Sometimes the company borrows new money just to mail the owners a check. Net income is what is left.

The company carries $2.4 billion in total lease obligations, with $285.8 million expected to be paid out in fiscal 2026 alone, and long-term debt including interest of $1.2 billion. The filing’s related-party section discloses lease agreements with affiliated entities. In March 2024, eight months before going public, KinderCare took out an incremental term loan and made a $320 million distribution to KC Parent, which then paid $276.9 million to Class A unitholders and $42.6 million to profit-interest unitholders. The operating company borrowed money so its private equity owners could pay themselves a dividend. The deal is right there in the filing.

Bright Horizons is publicly traded. Its 10-K explains the business model in plain terms: continued profitability requires that the company “pass on our increased costs, such as labor and related costs, to our customers.”

The second extraction

Run the numbers at the room level. The infant room loses money on its own. $325 a week times four infants is thirteen hundred. The worker watching them at $15.41 an hour clears $616. The room nets the center about $684 a week. That is the slot every parent fights to get into. It is also the slot the chain pretends is the price floor.

The preschool room is where the math turns. Ten four-year-olds at $275 a week is twenty-seven fifty in revenue. One teacher, still $616. The room nets the center over two thousand dollars a week on one worker. Stack one infant room, two toddler rooms, and four preschool rooms in a single center and you have twelve thousand a week off seven workers, before rent, before supplies, roughly six hundred thousand a year per center before the back office takes its cut.

Some of that pays rent on a building the PE owners’ affiliate happens to own. Some of it pays interest on debt the PE owners loaded onto the operating company. Some of it paid the management fee back to the sponsor until the IPO made them stop disclosing it.

The worker has done a version of this math herself. She knows what she brings in for the room. She knows what she takes home. She also knows that nobody is going to pay her more by next Tuesday.

So the second extraction begins. After they take the money, they come for the meaning. The job is framed as a calling. The worker is told she is doing something noble. The cost of the job, in money, gets reclassified as the price of doing good. Pay too low to live on becomes a moral test the worker is supposed to pass. The Cleveland Fed reports that childcare pay does not cover a living wage for a single adult plus one child in any state. Median wage is $15.41 an hour, bottom 5 percent of all U.S. occupations. Turnover runs 65 percent above the median occupation. The worker mixing bleach with Fabuloso has been there three weeks because the worker who would have known better got a job at Target.

What the bill says, and who has refused to pay it

Infant childcare costs more than public college tuition in 38 states. The federal affordability threshold is seven percent of family income. The average family is paying more than twenty.

Build Back Better had $400 billion in it for childcare and universal pre-K. The House passed it in November 2021. Joe Manchin killed it on Fox News a month later. Every Senate Republican opposed it. The American Rescue Plan’s Child Care Stabilization Program kept the industry alive with about $24 billion. It expired in September 2023. Neither party renewed it.

There is precedent for what comes next

Public charter schools were a bipartisan idea in 1991. Within a decade, the extraction model had emerged. The Department of Education’s Office of Inspector General has documented extensive related-party transactions between charter management organizations and their own real estate affiliates. National Heritage Academies moved to sell more than two-thirds of its schools to its own real estate arm for more than $850 million. In Academica’s Florida network, schools paid 17.7 percent of their total expenses in rent to Academica-owned landlords, against 11.5 percent for schools with unrelated landlords. The public paid twice. Once for the school. Again through inflated lease payments to entities the owners controlled.

The 2025 federal policy law moved childcare money into the same shape. Section 45F, the employer-provided childcare tax credit that has existed since 2001, was expanded from 25 percent to 40 percent of qualified expenses, with the maximum credit raised from $150,000 to $500,000. Small businesses get 50 percent up to $600,000. The pre-tax childcare savings cap rose from $5,000 to $7,500. The expansion explicitly added contracted intermediaries to the list of qualifying recipients. Big chains with corporate-client portfolios, the same chains owned by private equity, are sitting on the largest single demand pipeline they have ever had. The federal money flows to corporations, which route it to providers who happen to be the chains we just walked through. The supply problem at the worker level is untouched. So is the training standard. So is the inspection cycle.

Different parties have voted on this bill. The same bill keeps not passing. The mechanism does not have a party.

Standards first

If Medicare and Medicaid fraud bother you, and they should, you have not been paying attention. Childcare is the same setup with less oversight. The money keeps flowing. The standards never showed up. We are subsidizing an industry where the buyer has no choice, the workers have no leverage, the inspectors visit once every three years, and the owners are taking cash out through rent paid to their own affiliates. Add federal subsidies on top without changing any of the upstream conditions and the only thing that grows is the funnel.

So you want to save money. You are going to do it with the people who take care of your kid.

Yes, there is fraud in these programs. The dollar value of recipient-level fraud is dwarfed by provider-level fraud, contractor capture, and intermediary skim. But the framing matters now.

When a person on assistance games a benefit, the response is “scrap the program, people are lazy, fix it by removing it.” When the same federal government pays $34.8 billion a year in direct subsidies to a fossil fuel industry that already books record profits, the response is “energy security, market dynamics, complicated.” The same 2025 law that expanded the Section 45F childcare credit also added about $40 billion in new fossil fuel subsidies over the next decade. Paid for, partly, by the families who can’t afford daycare. The framing tells you who the rules are written for.

The honest answer is to design the program so the fraud is auditable, and then audit it. We don’t scrap the Pentagon for failing audits, oil subsidies for going to profitable companies, or the mortgage interest deduction for benefiting buyers who didn’t need it. We keep those programs and accept the leakage because the beneficiaries have political weight. Childcare doesn’t, yet, and welfare recipients never will.

We under-train police, teachers, and the people we hand babies to. Then we say these are the three things we value most. The first question is not how much money. It is what kind of room. Standards on training, on inspection, on who is allowed to own a chain subsidized with public money. Build the plan. Then spend the money.

A one-page document with the chemistry, the alternatives, and a basic disinfection protocol fits on one side of one sheet of paper. What the training policy reads and what the room looks like on the floor are always two different things. The document probably exists. Page 47 of an employee handbook. A PDF on a training portal she clicked through in week one. Wherever it lives, it is not above the sink. Somebody’s job is owning that document. Nobody’s job is putting it in her hand.

Before we throw federal money into a room nobody has inspected, ask the questions any first-time parent already knows to ask. What does the room look like. Who trained the worker. Who is the landlord. Who is taking the cash out. The answer is Gordon Gekko, Henry Kravis, Stephen Schwarzman, Carl Icahn, Mitt Romney, Donald Trump, and the guy who ran WeWork. If all of them had a kid together, that kid would look like Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg. Feel better about her future?

The worker I know did not know that mixing bleach with Fabuloso was dangerous. The next day, she did. So did her coworkers. So did the workers at two other centers. One person walked back to the floor. Nobody else had. The cleaning bottles came out from under the sink at three centers in one day. The system that is supposed to know this stuff did not know it. The system that is supposed to fund and enforce it did not fund or enforce it. A one-page document was sitting between safe and unsafe. Nobody had put it in her hand.

Well, fuck that plan.

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